Spread the Stupidity, it's called

Witty and fun facts! Mind-boggling as well. Thank you to the one who forwarded this to me. :)

Enjoy!!


1. Supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

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2. Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

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3. Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

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4.Why do we leave cars worth thousands of rands in our driveways and put our useless junk in the garage.

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EVER WONDER ...


5. Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

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6. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

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7. Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

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8. Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

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9. Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

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10. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavouring, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

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11. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

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12. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

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13. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

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14. Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

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15. Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

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16. You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

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17. Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

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18. Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

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19. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

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Yea? Told you it'd be fun to read. Cheers!